Page uploaded on April 4, 2019.

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Hello, if the last thing you remember before this page was Amber running in shouting about refereeing, that was april fools! Please go back a page and hard refresh to see the updated page.

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It's actually possible to skateboard on grass, but you have to get a downhill boost (PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS), so imagine Ben quickly running onto the picnic hill before he gleams away.

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