Page uploaded on August 7, 2018.

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My original intention was to make this really annoying hot dog jingle a reality and link the audio here, but unfortunately I didn't have time, so consider yourselves lucky!!

Also, thank you so much for the survey responses. I think I am probably going to move forward with producing hoodies since that seemed to be the overall most desired product... But I need to conduct more research into that, so expect a Part 2 to the survey soon!

Noteworthy: The Umbra Rumble currently has 3 contestants lined up, but there are still open spots! If you wish to have some Exvulnerum-based roleplay fun, check it out! :)

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