Characters

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Amber

FULL NAME: Amberleigh (AM-ber-LEE) Istobal (is-TOE-bull)

OCCUPATION: Pretend Journalist

"I want to live my life to the fullest and see the entire world!"

Evey

FULL NAME: Evey (EH-vee) Kendrickson

OCCUPATION: Ex-farmer

"I'm desperate, true, but at least I haven't hit the bottom of the barrel yet."

West

FULL NAME: Weston Stacker

OCCUPATION: Student

"Guys, can we abort this crazy mission already? It isn't safe!!"

Dzuna

FULL NAME: Dzuna (JUNE-uh)

OCCUPATION: ???

"I haven't been this entertained in decades."

Hoko

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: ???

Gina

FULL NAME: Georgina Stacker

OCCUPATION: Sculpture Artist

"Bullsh*t!"

Robin

FULL NAME: Robin Istobal

OCCUPATION: Litter Removal

"I found a paddle ball on the ground!"

Lupe

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Librarian

"I'm just a harmless old woman with a penchant for fantasy!"

Joe

FULL NAME: Joseph Merryweather

OCCUPATION: Unemployed

"I love the night!"

Dolores

FULL NAME: Dolores Vela

OCCUPATION: ???

"I'm too bitter for anyone to find me sweet anymore..."

Kendrick

FULL NAME: Barry Kendrickson

OCCUPATION: Farmer

"Ha ha, get it, son? Like 'work hard'!"

Caroline

FULL NAME: Caroline Pickford Okpara

OCCUPATION: Homemaker

"If you're missing a taste of home, I know a restaurant that serves really good, Pocket-style food!"

Mr. Istobal

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Chief Minister

"Stop entertaining these childish fantasies."

Benjamin

FULL NAME: Benjamin Istobal

OCCUPATION: Student

"Gotta outshine my bro, you know, bro?"

???

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Castle Caretaker

"Are you ready to find me... a monster?"

Mrs. Pickford

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Grandma

"You could just ASK for more food, you weaselly needlebones."

Cony

FULL NAME: Cony Rahal

OCCUPATION: Exotic Animal Tamer

"Shut up you took my kitty!!"

Arthur

FULL NAME: Arthur McNeil

OCCUPATION: Circus Professional

"Why does this always happen when I'm holding hot food?"

Mr. Goglio

FULL NAME: Goligo Goglio

OCCUPATION: ???

"Let no one ever say I am not an extremely thorough chap."

Tracy

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Butler

"Right away, ma'am."

Norman

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Retired

"They are fine actors."

Iris

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Maid

"It's past your check-out time!"

Applewhite

FULL NAME: Tom Applewhite

OCCUPATION: Police Officer

"But you LOOK like a criminal!"

Rao

FULL NAME: Surjit Rao

OCCUPATION: Police Officer

"You'll feel better once you're home, miss."

Lila

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Bookworm

"Haven't you ever had questions about life? Books have the answers!!"

Benji

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Freeloader

"I got discount soup all over my free jacket... Life is to be feared."

Manny

FULL NAME: Manny Island

OCCUPATION: Taxi Driver

"Ask me what time it is!!"

Ciel

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Acrobat

"Are you going to neglect your warm-ups again?"

Kaito

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Acrobat

"I could do this in my sleep!!"

Clay

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Part-time Park Hobo

"You're taking all the magic out of it!"

Claire

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: Part-time Park Hobo

"Is this another one of your 'coworkers'?"

Marco

FULL NAME: Marco Okpara

OCCUPATION: Baby

"A-buh!"

Sergio

FULL NAME: ???

OCCUPATION: General Store Employee

"Have a nice day, turkey breath."

Pigs

Snofty

FULL NAME: Snofty

OCCUPATION: Essence Deimon

"Oink."

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