Characters
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Amber

FULL NAME: Amberleigh (AM-ber-LEE) Istobal (is-TOE-bull)
OCCUPATION: Pretend Journalist
"I want to live my life to the fullest and see the entire world!"
Evey

FULL NAME: Evey (EH-vee) Kendrickson
OCCUPATION: Ex-farmer
"I'm desperate, true, but at least I haven't hit the bottom of the barrel yet."
West

FULL NAME: Weston Stacker
OCCUPATION: Student
"Guys, can we abort this crazy mission already? It isn't safe!!"
Dzuna

FULL NAME: Dzuna (JUNE-uh)
OCCUPATION: ???
"I haven't been this entertained in decades."
Gina

FULL NAME: Georgina Stacker
OCCUPATION: Sculpture Artist
"Bullsh*t!"
Cygnus

FULL NAME: Cygnus Quadratus
OCCUPATION: Student
"I have high standards, Amberleigh."
Robin

FULL NAME: Robin Istobal
OCCUPATION: Litter Removal
"I found a paddle ball on the ground!"
Lupe

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Librarian
"I'm just a harmless old woman with a penchant for fantasy!"
Joe

FULL NAME: Joseph Merryweather
OCCUPATION: Unemployed
"I love the night!"
Dolores

FULL NAME: Dolores Vela
OCCUPATION: ???
"I'm too bitter for anyone to find me sweet anymore..."
Kendrick

FULL NAME: Barry Kendrickson
OCCUPATION: Farmer
"Ha ha, get it, son? Like 'work hard'!"
Caroline

FULL NAME: Caroline Pickford Okpara
OCCUPATION: Homemaker
"If you're missing a taste of home, I know a restaurant that serves really good, Pocket-style food!"
Mr. Istobal

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Chief Minister
"Stop entertaining these childish fantasies."
Benjamin

FULL NAME: Benjamin Istobal
OCCUPATION: Student
"Gotta outshine my bro, you know, bro?"
???

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Castle Caretaker
"Are you ready to find me... a monster?"
Mrs. Pickford

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Grandma
"You could just ASK for more food, you weaselly needlebones."
Cony

FULL NAME: Cony Rahal
OCCUPATION: Exotic Animal Tamer
"Shut up you took my kitty!!"
Arthur

FULL NAME: Arthur McNeil
OCCUPATION: Circus Professional
"Why does this always happen when I'm holding hot food?"
Mr. Goglio

FULL NAME: Goligo Goglio
OCCUPATION: ???
"Let no one ever say I am not an extremely thorough chap."
Tracy

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Butler
"Right away, ma'am."
Norman

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Retired
"They are fine actors."
Iris

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Maid
"It's past your check-out time!"
Applewhite

FULL NAME: Tom Applewhite
OCCUPATION: Police Officer
"But you LOOK like a criminal!"
Rao

FULL NAME: Surjit Rao
OCCUPATION: Police Officer
"You'll feel better once you're home, miss."
Lila

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Bookworm
"Haven't you ever had questions about life? Books have the answers!!"
Benji

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Freeloader
"I got discount soup all over my free jacket... Life is to be feared."
Manny

FULL NAME: Manny Island
OCCUPATION: Taxi Driver
"Ask me what time it is!!"
Ciel

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Acrobat
"Are you going to neglect your warm-ups again?"
Kaito

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Acrobat
"I could do this in my sleep!!"
Clay

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Part-time Park Hobo
"You're taking all the magic out of it!"
Claire

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: Part-time Park Hobo
"Is this another one of your 'coworkers'?"
Marco

FULL NAME: Marco Okpara
OCCUPATION: Baby
"A-buh!"
Sergio

FULL NAME: ???
OCCUPATION: General Store Employee
"Have a nice day, turkey breath."
Pigs
Snofty

FULL NAME: Snofty
OCCUPATION: Essence Deimon
"Oink."
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