Zules's Homestuck Title Test
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This test is currently a stable release, but minor tweaks and changes might occur in the future. Current version: 0.90
About
In case you don't know, in Homestuck, all SBURB/SGRUB players are graced with a "title." Examples include "Seer of Light," "Knight of Blood," and "Witch of Space." These titles are made up of the format "(CLASS) of (ASPECT)." With 12 classes and 12 aspects, 144 total title combinations are possible.
At the time of writing, our knowledge of Homestuck's Class and Aspect system is pretty cloudy. There are multiple theories and fan ideas about it, and until Andrew Hussie graces us with more concrete explanations, we're left guessing. This title generation method is steeped in the only reliable information we have: canon characters, their titles, and their characteristics. My friend Ryan and I spent a lot of time analyzing the characters and how they related to their titles. We cross-referenced their commonalities and made this test with the information we gleaned. It is my hope that the test, staying true to canon, stays true to how Classes and Aspects truly work.
A bit of fan-inspired guesswork is incorporated as well. Homestuck titles contain gender-exclusive classes, and since the canon information we have on this is incomplete, I will adhere to the W/Sy+Mg/Se theory's assumptions in this respect.
Calculate Your Secret Word (CLASS)
This part is fairly simple. Read the following descriptions and pick the one that most describes yourself. The boxes are color-coded for any-gender, male-only, and female-only. It is likely that you will not be able to fit perfectly into any box; just go with the box that you most strongly relate to in light of a realistic evaluation of your own personality. Take note of your SECRET WORD and write it down for later. The SECRET WORDS don't mean anything at all (I literally just typed the first word I thought of) so don't consider them in your pondering.
If you are unsure about what box to choose, it is acceptable to ask for a close friend's help. However, I recommend the following tactic to get a 100% honest evaluation from them. (Can you handle the truth?) Pretend you are evaluating a different person, not yourself. Say, "This person is pretty much exactly like me, except they're more immature." This will increase your odds of getting a blunt answer (that is, if you successfully hoodwink your friend).
| (EITHER GENDER) -Projects a tough persona -Proud but insecure -Extremely Loyal SECRET WORD: apple |
(MALE ONLY) -Always wants to be in control -Tendency to be dramatic -Feels romantic relationships are very important SECRET WORD: turnways |
(EITHER GENDER) -Rejects social norms -Thinks before taking action -Likes to get carried away in own ego SECRET WORD: monday |
| (FEMALE ONLY) -Interested in others' lives more than in own -Loves stories and backstories -Tendency to ramble at length SECRET WORD: casablanca |
(EITHER GENDER) -Unafraid to be near evil -Closely follows a leader -Talented and generous helping others with own skills SECRET WORD: gobble |
(MALE ONLY) -Protects others even to the point of self-sacrifice -Naive and manipulated easily -A blend of kindness and irritability SECRET WORD: wheeze |
| (EITHER GENDER) -Provokes others due to either an adherence to tough-love or a love of anarchy -Act first, think later -Loves material wealth but truly values friends deep down SECRET WORD: nachos |
(MALE ONLY) -Independent thinker -Displays feelings and beliefs openly -More cynical than faithful SECRET WORD: hiphop |
(EITHER GENDER) -Easygoing and friendly -Projects playfulness and trustworthiness -Has hidden insecurities SECRET WORD: cityscape |
| (FEMALE ONLY) -Practical, open, and direct -Aggressively defends own self and others -Can really hold a grudge SECRET WORD: coyote |
(FEMALE ONLY) -Thrives when they are forced to stand alone -Rebellious against expectations or authority -Easily perceived as "weird" SECRET WORD: mountain |
(EITHER GENDER) -Eager to please and polite -Rarely becomes picky or fussy -Socially clueless or awkward SECRET WORD: vortex |
Assign Your Numbers (ASPECT)
Calculating your aspect is more time-consuming, so be sure to set aside 10-20 minutes for this section. Below are 12 numbered boxes and 12 DRAGGABLE aspect tiles. PLEASE READ OR USE THIS CHART because it's helpful to know a fuller description of every aspect before you begin.
If you cannot drag the aspect tiles around, then make a list of the questions and write your answers down. Just remember, there are 12 questions and 12 aspects, so each aspect should be used at least once, and there should be no duplicate answers.
Feel free to take your time. Shuffle the aspects around until they all fit. If you are ever in severe doubt, go with your gut feeling. But try to make your answers as accurate as you possibly can.
| 1. Which aspect do you scorn publicly? |
2. Which aspect have you both accepted and rejected? |
3. Which aspect do you deserve to have but unfairly don't have? |
| 4. Which aspect would be on the cover of your biography? |
5. Which aspect do you feel you have the most potential in mastering? |
6. Which aspect are you most familiar with? |
| 7. Which aspect seems to chase you? |
8. Which aspect do you always find yourself running from? |
9. Which aspect is important in your personal code? |
| 10. Which aspect do you respect reverently from afar? |
11. Which aspect do you pursue the most? |
12. Which aspect do you pursue in secret? |
Your Class
Use this table to determine what your class is. Simply find your SECRET WORD in the table below. The class next to it is your very own!!
| Apple | KNIGHT |
| Turnways | PRINCE |
| Monday | SEER |
| Casablanca | SYLPH |
| Gobble | MAGE |
| Wheeze | HEIR |
| Nachos | THIEF |
| Hiphop | BARD |
| Cityscape | ROGUE |
| Coyote | MAID |
| Mountain | WITCH |
| Vortex | PAGE |
Your Aspect
You will need your class (calculated above) to find your aspect. Simply find the row with your class and it will tell you which aspect answer to use.
| Bard | The aspect you chose for question 2 |
| Heir | The aspect you chose for question 4 |
| Knight | The aspect you chose for question 9 |
| Mage | The aspect you chose for question 7 |
| Maid | The aspect you chose for question 3 |
| Page | The aspect you chose for question 10 |
| Prince | The aspect you chose for question 1 |
| Rogue | The aspect you chose for question 12 |
| Seer | The aspect you chose for question 8 |
| Sylph | The aspect you chose for question 6 |
| Thief | The aspect you chose for question 11 |
| Witch | The aspect you chose for question 5 |
That's all!
Your homestuck title is "(YOUR CLASS) of (YOUR ASPECT)"!
Please look at THIS (fanon-inspired) CHEAT SHEET to decode your powers and abilities! Remember, the cheat sheet only gives you a guideline. Really use your imagination to come up with something neat!
I hope you enjoyed!
-Zules, Sylph of Time
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